This is so disgusting, I had to post it. Someone has to find humor in my agony.

Pregnant ladies have gas. BAD GAS. This is no secret.

I’m sitting on the couch, watching the Twins while the hubs washes some dishes, and let out a fart.

It’s not an SBD. (Silent but deadly.) There’s an audible noise.

But it is deadly. And I suddenly want to vomit.

My own flatulence has caused me to dry heave.

And…scene.