Archive for the ‘paparazzi’ Category

35 weeks.

Posted 06 Oct 2009 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category baby business, paparazzi

How far along? 35 weeks.
Total weight gain/loss: About +29 lbs.
Maternity clothes? Indeed. I was reduced to wearing the hubs’ track pants and teeshirts over the past couple of days due to a ton of dirty laundry.

Stretch marks? I’m waiting for my stomach to erupt. It’s still pristine. My thighs though. MY GOD.

Sleep: I’m sleeping well. The hubs? Not so much. I’ve turned into a snorer. Thirty extra pounds will do that to a girl. I HATE that I snore. I might be on the couch until this munchkin is here.

Best moment this week: NOT having an outside baby, yet.

Movement: Yep. The babe really responds when the hubs talks to it. So cute.

Food cravings: A magic coke from McDonalds and chocolate cake…again.

Gender: No idea. I’m at a loss again.

Labor Signs: Yeah,  unfortch. Bedrest and hopefully still at 3cm.

Belly Button in or out? Staying flat for the time being.

What I miss: Being able to enjoy pregnancy, and not being dilated.

What I am looking forward to: My appointment on Thursday. I want news that nothing has changed.

Weekly Wisdom: PACK YOUR HOSPITAL BAG!

Milestones: I guess being dilated is a milestone. Not one I wanted this early.


For the strong, here’s a bare belly pic. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

33 weeks.

Posted 22 Sep 2009 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category baby business, paparazzi

How far along? 33 weeks.
Total weight gain/loss: About +30 lbs. Some of it is in my face, for sure.
Maternity clothes? Indeedy. Please welcome the new member of the family – maternity leggings, on the left. Also the second round of new bra buying as well.

Stretch marks? Stomach still stretchie free – thighs are now considered a lost cause. I’ll never wear short shorts again.

Sleep: I’ve had a couple of better nights under my belt.

Best moment this week: Getting through another week with no progress!

Movement: A couple rib kicks, for once. And more cervix headbutting.

Food cravings: Still sweets. And I would REALLY love a hamburger from McDonalds.

Gender: *sigh* Now I don’t know anymore. Maybe I’m just wishing girl?

Labor Signs: The rest is helping the fake labor pains I’ve been having.

Belly Button in or out? Who cares – it’s GROSS.

What I miss: Sushi and white wine. Together.

What I am looking forward to: The hubs feeling better. It’s hard having two of us being uncomfortable!

Weekly Wisdom: None. Pregnancy causes snoring. And it SUCKS.

Milestones: Halfway done with birthing classes. Eeep!

Birthdays – pre-pregnancy and pregnancy.

Posted 14 Sep 2009 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category baby business, paparazzi, RAD

This is a photo of me yesterday on my 29th birthday, enjoying a virgin Bloody Mary on the St. Croix river in Stillwater. After an afternoon spent in antique stores and window shopping, this was the perfect next step – Virgin Mary’s and dinner. We followed this up with cake from Woullet’s and a couple scoops of ice cream at home.

Below is a photo of me on my 28th birthday. I am the one behind the shirtless Taylor Hicks look-a-like getting my freak on. (That’s my friend Mandy in the front.) This all took place at a lovely establishment known as The Gay 90’s – a gay friendly club in Minneapolis with the BEST DRAG SHOW EVER (don’t let anyone tell you otherwise). I was drunk off my skull and had the time of my life.

Both of these birthday goings-on were my choice, and exactly what I wanted to do on that given day. The difference a year can make. Oh, and gestating a human being making my 29th the most sober birthday I’ve had in nearly a decade.

(Make no mistake – 30 will be an earth shattering event. We WILL be getting a babysitter.) :)

Foul language be damned!

Posted 10 Sep 2009 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category baby business, paparazzi


Ninja rolls. from jenna bee on Vimeo.

Yeah, there’s some swears in this video. But to make it worth your while, there’s also Boo-boo the jerkiest cat in town, my monkey toes, and America’s Funniest Home Videos in the background. Worth your 30 seconds, for sure.

I’m feeling ballsy.

Posted 27 Aug 2009 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category baby business, paparazzi
Therefore, internets…I’ve decided to post a bare belly picture.
Forgive me.

THE HORROR.

(as I type this, the ninja is working through it’s 4th bout of hiccups today. Poor lil’ ninja.)