Uh, holy bloat…Batman.

How far along? 5 weeks
Total weight gain/loss: minus 2 lbs.
Maternity clothes? No. Although after sweating non-stop for the past 3 days, I’m wondering why polyester maternity clothing is even allowed.
Stretch marks? No.
Sleep: Aside from my kitty being a dickhead, been sleeping well. VERY weird dreams though.
Best moment this week: Sleeping in on the weekend. (I wish every day was a Sunday.)
Movement: Yes. Plenty of it in my bowels.
Food cravings: Raisins.
Gender: I haven’t even thought about it. I’m kind of not letting myself think about it.
Labor Signs: Zip.
Belly Button in or out? Innie.
What I miss: Feeling like I’m on solid ground and not on the deck of a yacht in stormy seas. (urp)
What I am looking forward to: That first appointment! (2 more weeks…)
Weekly Wisdom: Read my post below – get over pooping in public restrooms. Just get over it.
Milestones: Nearly crapping my pants. Not a good milestone.