Hi. It would be remiss if I didn’t resolve to write in my blog more.

Truth is, life has been a little difficult lately. Wait. Let me rephrase that. Being a parent has been difficult lately. Raising a five-going-on-fifteen year old sucks. Straight talk. Raising a baby is a fucking walk in the park in comparison.

Elliott is close to having milestones as well, and those need to be bragged about.

It takes a village. Even if the village is on the Internet. I’ll be back with stories. I promise. As soon as GoDaddy fixes my WordPress login. (I’m blogging on my phone right now. Technology!)

Let’s kick 2015’s ass together. Mmmkay?