Archive for the ‘I am a moron’ Category


Posted 14 Sep 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category I am a moron, I am awesome

How does one rate the successfulness of a birthday?

Is being retarded hungover, still unshowered and in your pajamas on the couch choking down Powerade at 2pm a sign?

I had plenty of fun last night.

I’m so screwed.

Posted 02 Sep 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category cancer sucks, I am a moron

*not me, but may as well have been.
Number of hours (one way) to cabin: 5.5
Number of cigarettes smoked over four days: 9
Number of beers drank over four days: ?? (lost track after 20)
Number of miles walked over four days: 0
Number of weeks until 3-Day 60 mile walk: 2.5

I hope my lungs heal up before I start walking again Thursday. I’ve got 5 miles Thursday and 18 on Saturday.

How in God’s name will I ever do this walk? I was confident I could do it before last weekend.

Now I’m not so sure.


Posted 22 Jul 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category I am a moron

I apparently have a love hate relationship with water.

I never drink water. And it finally caught up to me.

I sat in Urgent Care for three hours yesterday being diagnosed as severely dehydrated and receiving 2 bags of fluid via IV. Even after the 2 bags, I still didn’t have to pee. (They were a little worried about that.) But, I feel better. I was having weird tingly sensations in my hands and feet. They started Friday night, went away a bit Saturday, back a little on Sunday and were full effect again yesterday morning, hence the trip to UC. I’m so glad I went though.

Tomorrow – company picnic. I’m on a “human foosball” team. Don’t ask.


Posted 27 Jun 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category cancer sucks, I am a moron, The Hubs

That is the word I would use to describe this week, at best.

I walked almost 11 miles on Saturday with A. We, of course, talked the whole time. I hadn’t seen her in quite a while, so I filled her in on my trip to the PHX and my awesome average ten year reunion. She told me about her experience at the Brewers game a few weeks ago and about her trip to SF, CA coming up. In the afternoon, the husband and I assembled our 7 piece patio set. As soon as it was built the hubs sat down to enjoy the fruits of his labor.

(And show off his six-pack.)

Saturday night we went to a friend’s house to watch the show we had sold our tickets to, in order to purchase said patio set. Our friends B and T have an apartment with a balcony overlooking the park where the concert took place. We didn’t miss much.

Sunday, I had contemplated power cleaning, but only got a little done.

Tuesday my tooth was hurting beyond belief, so I stayed home from work. I nearly ODed on Advil (is that possible) and proceeded to clean our house like it hadn’t been in a long time. That felt wonderful. Now if we can just keep it that way…

Wednesday I worked out at the Y after work. I also learned a lesson. Running shorts + Yoga + Pilates = Ass shown for all to see. I forgot about how running shorts A) aren’t long, and 2) have flaps for air circulation/flexibility that allow others to view my ass. Awesome.

Yesterday I learned that my mom tested negative for the BRCA gene. This is such great news. Moreover, it means that I need only look to my dad’s side of the family for that possibility for me. Last night, I did nothing. The husband and I made our own dinners. I watched almost 3 hours of The First 48. I love that show. I’m half convinced I should have been a detective or crime scene person. The hubs also watered the lawn.

(There he is showing off his manly physique again.)

Tonight, the husband and I are going to cheer on the Twins as they take on the Brewers yet again. Tomorrow, I have to be up at 4:45am in anticipation of my teammates for the 3 Day coming over to meet before our 12.5 mile walk. It will be a full day, to say the least.

And the winner is…

Posted 11 Jan 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category I am a moron, retail therapy, The Hubs

This was the winner. The light pink one didn’t fit me very well. Husband seemed to like this one the best and since I STILL have yet to install any sort of full length mirror, I have to take his word for it. :) Now – the daunting task of sending back the other ones.

I have a little visit to the, eh – wax technician this afternoon in preparation for Costa Rica. And I forgot to bring my ibuprofen buffer to take beforehand. This will be fun.

Other than having hot wax placed dangerously close to my genitals, this weekend seems to have little or nothing to do – which is fine by me. I can get some packing and more preparation done for the trip. Luckily I got all my work done last night, so I won’t need to work over the weekend – but I might bring the pc laptop home so I can practice some Spanish via the Rosetta Stone CD L burned for me.

Aside from apparently forgetting to set the alarm clock last night…

Oh my god, it’s 7:30!

Husband: WHAT?

Me: It’s 7:30! Wait, what day is it? Friday? Friday, right? Crap! What the hell!

Husband: What?

Me:I swear I turned on the alarm! Get in the shower! Crap! What the hell!?

…it’s been an uneventful day, to say the least. Alright, I have to get some work done before I board the bikini wax bus.