How far along? 35 weeks.
Total weight gain/loss: About +29 lbs.
Maternity clothes? Indeed. I was reduced to wearing the hubs’ track pants and teeshirts over the past couple of days due to a ton of dirty laundry.
Stretch marks? I’m waiting for my stomach to erupt. It’s still pristine. My thighs though. MY GOD.
Sleep: I’m sleeping well. The hubs? Not so much. I’ve turned into a snorer. Thirty extra pounds will do that to a girl. I HATE that I snore. I might be on the couch until this munchkin is here.
Best moment this week: NOT having an outside baby, yet.
Movement: Yep. The babe really responds when the hubs talks to it. So cute.
Food cravings: A magic coke from McDonalds and chocolate cake…again.
Gender: No idea. I’m at a loss again.
Labor Signs: Yeah, unfortch. Bedrest and hopefully still at 3cm.
Belly Button in or out? Staying flat for the time being.
What I miss: Being able to enjoy pregnancy, and not being dilated.
What I am looking forward to: My appointment on Thursday. I want news that nothing has changed.
Weekly Wisdom: PACK YOUR HOSPITAL BAG!
Milestones: I guess being dilated is a milestone. Not one I wanted this early.

For the strong, here’s a bare belly pic. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

How far along? 33 weeks.
Total weight gain/loss: About +30 lbs. Some of it is in my face, for sure.
Maternity clothes? Indeedy. Please welcome the new member of the family – maternity leggings, on the left. Also the second round of new bra buying as well.
Stretch marks? Stomach still stretchie free – thighs are now considered a lost cause. I’ll never wear short shorts again.
Sleep: I’ve had a couple of better nights under my belt.
Best moment this week: Getting through another week with no progress!
Movement: A couple rib kicks, for once. And more cervix headbutting.
Food cravings: Still sweets. And I would REALLY love a hamburger from McDonalds.
Gender: *sigh* Now I don’t know anymore. Maybe I’m just wishing girl?
Labor Signs: The rest is helping the fake labor pains I’ve been having.
Belly Button in or out? Who cares – it’s GROSS.
What I miss: Sushi and white wine. Together.
What I am looking forward to: The hubs feeling better. It’s hard having two of us being uncomfortable!
Weekly Wisdom: None. Pregnancy causes snoring. And it SUCKS.
Milestones: Halfway done with birthing classes. Eeep!

Ninja rolls. from jenna bee on Vimeo.

Yeah, there’s some swears in this video. But to make it worth your while, there’s also Boo-boo the jerkiest cat in town, my monkey toes, and America’s Funniest Home Videos in the background. Worth your 30 seconds, for sure.