While grocery shopping and browsing the ice cream aisle, a fine gentleman told me:

“You’d better feed that big belly of yours!”

PLEASE PLEASE tell me I look pregnant. If I just look fat and some dude says this, I’m going to curl up and die.

This was towards the end of my shopping. Before I even got in the store I was told that I have a “fine pussy.”

I’m never going grocery shopping alone again. I think this has just become the hubs’ duty.