…and because my husband is hogging the TV by playing Resident Evil…I’ll bite.

4 Jobs I’ve had
1. Page @ the FDL County Library (I retrieved all your microfische and magazines from the archives, thank you.)
2. Hostess/Waitress @ Chevy’s Mexican Eatery
3. Hair Salon Slave
4. Web Monkey at Capella U

4 Movies I could watch over and over
1. When Harry Met Sally
2. Knocked Up
3. Bridget Jones Diary
4. Any horror movie. ANY. It’s Monsterfest time on AMC and that makes me the happiest EVER.

4 TV Shows I watch
1. The Office
2. Ghost Hunters
3. LA Ink
4. Cops

4 Places I’ve lived
1. Fondle Sac, WI
2. A not-so-coed dorm at the U
3. Nice big apartments in Uptown
4. This tiny ass apartment in Uptown

4 Favorite Foods
1. Ravioli
2. Chipotle
3. Mac & Cheese from Noodles
4. Ice Cream Cake from Dairy Queen

4 Favorite Colors
I agree, this is a lame question. Mostly because there is only one color, and that is black.

4 Favorite Items of Clothing
1. My wide leg black denim pants.
2. Grey low-top Converse shoes.
3. My hott Chinese Laundry black heels I bought with NO option of ever really wearing in real life, since I am heels-retarded.
4. My gold dress I wore the night before my wedding. Too bad it leaves a trail of glitter everywhere I go.

4 Places I’d love to be right now
1. Europe
2. A beach in Kauai
3. In MY house (which we don’t own yet)
4. Whereever money grows on trees

4 Names I love but could/would not use for my children
Yeah, I don’t get it either. Per my email to ms martini, I WOULD use, Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha.

4 Reasons I would dump you if we were dating
(do I need to make a disclaimer that I’m married? Hey hubs – I’m NOT dating, and don’t plan on it.)
1. You had some sort of “save water” plan which included not showering.
2. You lived with your parents for any other reason aside from helping them with their terminal illnesses.
3. You mysteriously appeared from the bathroom with a coke moustache (and I’m not talkin’ cola).
4. You hated cats.

And done. Now, to figure out “what’s for dinner.” I think I’ll have PB&J. The hubs can fend for himself. Ghost Hunters is on in 45 minutes.