So I went to the doc for what I thought was a bladder infection. I was wrong. I have a yeast infection.

Dum dum DUUUMMMMMMMM.

So, now I get to use the dreaded “cream” for SEVEN DAYS.

Thanks, Friday the 13th. You didn’t fail to live up to your namesake.

And now, apparently my innards are not pleased with the combination of McDonalds and Chinese food.

At least it flew out the back end and not the front.

Yet.