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I loathe thee.

Posted 29 May 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category other people are morons

Is this a meme? If not, it should be.

My post below reminded my of my list of arch nemeses/people I can’t stand.

On this list are:

-Sandra Bullock
-Rachael Ray
-Nicholas Cage
That chick from So You Think You Can Dance.
-Spencer, Heidi and anyone else from The Hills.
-Episode 102 of Seinfeld where Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test about Melrose Place. I hate the chick that plays the cop. Her acting makes me want to hurt someone. Ask the hubs. He cracks up every time it’s on – right before she says “Have you ever seen the show?” I start having seizures.

There’s more. I’ll add them when I think of them. :)

Tag to everyone who reads this. I want a list of people you hate. Go.

Distinctive Hate Couture.

Posted 29 May 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category other people are morons

Apparently my arch nemesis is a terrorist. I knew it all along.

I thought our apartment was cramped…

Posted 29 Jan 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category other people are morons, the cats

What’s great is that each cat gets his or her own chair. How lovely.

Freakin snow, part deux.

Posted 05 Dec 2007 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category I am a moron, other people are morons

It snowed again yesterday. Traffic looked something like this for rush hour last night and this morning. “Well, Jenna – you’re lucky! You don’t have to commute on freeways – you take the bus on city streets!”


I left work around 4:30 last night, and walked the skyways to my bus stop on 7th & Hennepin. I waited for 10 minutes without seeing a 6 (my bus of choice), so, I took the first bus going my way (but not all the way) – a 12. We then proceeded to get stuck in traffic, making it take almost 20 minutes to get to 11th street. That’s right, 4 blocks in 20 minutes. RIDICULOUS. Everyone turns into asshole and/or bad drivers when it snows here. To make matters worse, some obese woman(?) stood near me in the rear of the bus, and she smelled as though she hadn’t showered in a month. And I’m not talking BO stink here – more like a rotten sweet smell. The thought right now is brining up bile as we speak. UGH. Anyway – I assumed we’d pass a 6 on the way into Uptown that I could hop on at the Transit Station to take me the 6 blocks more I needed to get home. And….nothing.

I waited, and then decided to start walking. While wearing these shoes. All I could think of was my cute boots sitting in my warm apartment that I had neglected to wear. Then I couldn’t help thinking about how wet my feet were and how canvas deck shoes aren’t meant for snow hiking. In any case – I walked the whole way home without seeing a 6 – so at least I sort of made the right choice.

But enough about the weather – book club last night was super fun. We decided to read this book first – Candy Girl, by Diablo Cody. The description:

Diablo Cody was twenty-four years old when she decided there had to be more to life than typing copy at an ad agency. On a whim, she signed up for amateur night at Minneapolis’s seedy Skyway Lounge. She didn’t win a prize that night, but she discovered that stripping delivered a rush she had never experienced before, and too many experiences to not write about it. While she didn’t fit the ordinary profile of a stripper—she had a supportive boyfriend, was equal parts brainpower and beauty, was from a good family, and was out to do a little soul searching—she soon immersed herself in this enticing life full-time.

Sounds fairly interesting. We decided on a light, quick read for this month since the holidays are coming up (not to mention I’m moving in a little over a week), so I should be able to handle it. I should buy it soon so I can read it before our next meeting in January.

And…back to work.

Does shit hit the fan in threes?!

Posted 26 Sep 2007 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category other people are morons

So, the house that we loved and put an offer on, well…we didn’t get it. The older couple living there decided that they in fact do not want to move. *sigh* This is our 3rd attempt in a year to buy a house.

AND to make our day yesterday the worst possible, we ran into our landlord and let him know we were house hunting and his response was “I hope you’re planning on buying in the spring cause you’re not moving until then.” Apparently there’s a clause in the lease binding us not to move during November through the end of February. Five more months in our tiny apartment?! I don’t know if I can take much more. Calgon take me away!!!