Archive for the ‘paparazzi’ Category

Uh, you guys?

Posted 11 Aug 2010 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category blog bidnass, I am awesome, other people are morons, paparazzi, RAD

I MADE THE VIDEO.

Not only is that my hand assisting the unicorn to smoke a menthol, but my mug is in a couple stills in the video!

This just makes me wish there was Sparklecorn every day. Seriously. So much fun.

So, please to enjoy the Sparklecorn video extravaganza, set to a totally awesome Biggie Smalls REMIX!!!

MamaPop Sparklecorn 2010: Director’s Cut

9 months.

Posted 27 Jul 2010 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category Abigail, motherhood, paparazzi

Abs-ca-dabs,

So, you’re 3/4 of a year old. I cannot begin to describe how awesome and incredibly sad that is all at once. You’re full of movement now – you’re pretty much crawling, just pulled yourself to standing for the first time tonight, and also have your 5th and 6th teeth coming in. You’ve learned the cutest tricks, including open mouth kissing and feeding us your bottles and puffs. You’re also kind of repeating us, in your own way. (Which is hope stays at your minimal levels, since I recall yelling “JESUS CHRIST YOU DOUCHE WIPE.” at a car while we were driving home from your grandparents this evening.)

(He had it coming.)

(Do as I…uh…say…in theory. Not as I do. Or say.)

I love you more than words can say. I can’t even fathom that you’ll be a year old in a few months.

xoxo,
Momma.

8 months (4 days late)

Posted 01 Jul 2010 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category Abigail, paparazzi

This month, I’ve decided to just share some photos of Abby around her 8-Month-Day. Enjoy!

are you taking MOAR pics of me mama?!

with uncle aaron

SPF ELEVENTY BILLION

with dada, and not liking the waves

naughty face

baby sweets

A video: Nap Hair

Posted 01 Jul 2010 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category Abigail, paparazzi, RAD

Nap Hair!! from jenna bee on Vimeo.

I’m not afraid to post an unflattering photo of myself.

Posted 01 Jul 2010 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category I am a moron, paparazzi

going for the jugular

Yep, you can see up my nostrils and I’ve developed another chin…

…but OMG…

SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THE GOD DAMNED HAND PUPPET!

Oh wait, that’s my own hand.

Phew.