My Etsy Christmas list.

Posted 10 Nov 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category retail therapy

Style Stealer.

Posted 10 Nov 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category other people are awesome

Saturday night, I saw the band The Duke Spirit open up for Eagles of Death Metal. Not only am I now I diehard fan of The Duke Spirit, I would also like to steal the lead singer, Leila’s hair. See below.

I don’t know about the bangs so much, but I just love how choppy it is. It even makes me want to start highlighting my hair again. But I’m worried about the $$ involved. I used to have my hair colored exactly like this – when I met the husband. And now, my hair is dye/bleach free and it’s enjoying it.

Maybe I’ll start with the cut and go from there.



Posted 05 Nov 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category blog bidnass

This is funny, and weird….and kind of scary.

I was passing a link to my blog to a friend, and I mis-typed the address.

Instead of

I typed (the s and p are switched).

Click that link if you dare.

For those that don’t dare, I’ll fill you in. It goes to “BIBLECOLLEGEONLINE.COM” the “easy to navigate MEGA-SITE of Bible, Christian, church & religious information, sermons & studies.”


Like, seriously, what?! It’s like the bible beaters registered this misspelling to redirect people trying to find my blog to theirs. As if I’m so horrid that they need to save people from my blog and tell them the stories of Jesus.



Turns out – they own – so anything with that in the URL will auto redirect to that site. I’m not the only one – everyone gets that. I guess I’m not THAT special. Oh well. :)

A new beginning.

Posted 05 Nov 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category other people are awesome

Today is a new chapter in the history of our lives; as Americans, and as citizens of the world.

There is hope.

The great wig fiasco of 2008.

Posted 29 Oct 2008 — by Mrs. Jenna
Category other people are morons

Well, readers…I’ll preface this story by saying – people are idiots.

What occurred this past week in regards to my beautiful Marie Antoinette wig can be described as nothing short of a perfect storm of stupidity.

I ordered the wig from a reputable wig company (in hopes of not getting screwed over) on October 17th. The wig was spendy (making me believe it would be good quality) so I indicated I wanted it shipped to my work address, to avoid having a package possibly sit on my doorstep in rain and/or snow.

A week passes and no wig. Monday, I emailed the company asking for the tracking number – I get the number Tuesday – it’s apparently already been delivered. TO MY HOUSE, and LEFT AT MY BACK DOOR. Uh…no. It’s not at my house.


Thanks, little high school shits that had to OPEN THE BACK GATE and trespass onto my property to steal a box that contained a powdered wig.


So, after I realize all this, I call the company to yell at them for delivering it to the wrong address, where I’m told that the “woman who deals with this isn’t here today – can she call you tomorrow?”


I order another wig (cheaper) from another company and pay to have it shipped express, TO MY WORK the next day.

[I have it now. It’ll do.]

I called the original company…AGAIN, since no one called me back…and apparently this chick isn’t there today either.

To wrap up this post – let me point out the idiotstorm of events that took place.

1.) The wig company ignored something known as the shipping address and just mailed it to where ever they felt like.

2.) UPS not only didn’t leave a package note on my front door, they didn’t get a signature, and LEFT A BOX SITTING AT MY BACK DOOR FOR ALL TO SEE.

3.) The wig company doesn’t really seem to care all that much that I really don’t need a Marie Antoinette wig after Halloween, thank you very much, but are more concerned about having ME do all the legwork to file a claim for the package. NO – you SOBs, I want my money back and if UPS can find the damn thing, you can keep it. I don’t plan on wearing it again after Friday night.

The end.